says website TMZ, a sort of Internet sinkhole which you should hurry home to read -- right away, all day every day.
says TMZ: Jenkins' dad, Dan -- an architect -- helped develop a resort on the island of Roatan. He's credited as the "developer, president and architect" of the project. A rep from SOSA Airline in Honduras tells us Dan owns a 19-seat private jet."
says TMZ: Jenkins' dad, Dan -- an architect -- helped develop a resort on the island of Roatan. He's credited as the "developer, president and architect" of the project. A rep from SOSA Airline in Honduras tells us Dan owns a 19-seat private jet."
Deep ties. Sound familiar?
Deep Ted's, Deep Ties ... whaddya think? Coincidence? I wouldn't be surprised if this guy is hiding out at the old Bay Island B Resort right now, paying $26 for a gristly chunk of pig scrotum, listening to the second or third drunken abysmal version of "Margaritaville" while some rum-soaked harpie shouts and spits in his ears about the virtues of crab racing.
It ain't pretty, but God knows we've all been there.
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